Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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