There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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