:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
3 2 1 whiskey
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I need a beard to bite.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Randomize
