Are we in a gay sports bar?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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