What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
She bit a glass in half.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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