i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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