So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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