he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
Randomize
