it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Randomize