Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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