stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
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