North Korea, Best Korea!
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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