dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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