I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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