i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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