Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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