My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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