More tranny stories later!
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
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