I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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