She said her name was "party"
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
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