So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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