I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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