Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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