Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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