after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize