well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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