apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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