I feel like I'm in dance class right now
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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