i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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