Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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