Duck Duck Cougar?
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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