no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
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