I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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