I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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