how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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