I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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