Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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