Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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