Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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