Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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