some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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