super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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