Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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