hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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