so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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