It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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