this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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