Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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