Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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