So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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