at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
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She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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