My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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