waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
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