Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
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