Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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