I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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